maandag 25 mei 2009

We shouldn't be alive!

On the way to a dinner party with my family in law, dinner expectations were as high as the pressure in one of the tires of one of the cars... just before disaster struck and it did burst open. After the first initial shock, some started unloading the livestock into another car to run for civilization and dinner, others started repairs in the desolate wilderness... hoping they wouldn't feature in an eposide of 'I shouldn't be alive'.

Of course repairs ain't easy... so while you still have all your strength and are not yet worn out by the wheather and lack of sleep during the first days of trying to stay alive in the Apeldoorn periphery, and still have all your mental strength and focus, try to find out how it can be fixed.

After reading and deliberation (of course it is always better/safer/faster if a male of the human species tries to gain an insight the the car-lifting science, but to keep the group together in these tough and stressfull times, you simple have to give in sometimes), position the provided powertools carefully underneath the vehicle.

Then the time is come when brute force is required to ensure a quick escape out of this hazardous situation.

In survival situations, teamwork always enhances the chance on surviving the most serious circumstances.
If you're lucky, and remembered the wise words from Bear Grylls to pee over the spare tire first for lubrication purposes, than the final touches to the fix may come sooner than expected.

And of course, despair quickly flipflops into relief and ecstatic joy.

This moment of ecstasy might be the most dangerous moment of this period of roughing it, you might be cought of guard and decked by a Fiat Panda speading by. After surving the stampede of oncoming fourwheelers, it of course is necessary to desinfect yourselves, and although this guy has many usages for yellow snow related fluids, it is preferred to use some wild papyrus, tropical foliage, or if not present, simply use some tissues.

Take a moment to enjoy your succes and achievements.

Then speed back to civilization and try to recuperate as quickly as possible by hydrating again.


For anyone who wonders, I did not participate in the daring repairs because I was wearing white, ... a real good reason,... and of course, someone had to record the adventures for posterity.

(camera at hand was a pana tz5)

dinsdag 12 mei 2009

Itching


no... this was not shot at a flee market...

maandag 11 mei 2009

Pallet prison


(... no this ain't a brick wall... not even close...)

zondag 10 mei 2009

Cat discipline (... or lack of)

We really are abysmal in disciplining our cats.

zondag 3 mei 2009

von Bondies

Just been to the von Bondies. They performed only for some 45 minutes... of which some 15 minutes amateur standup about Amsterdam and the obvious vices. So... music was okay, the blabber was not. Afterwards they really rushed through the crowd to the entrance to sell t-shirts... for a long long long time. So probably, their on-stage performance was just a side act. Support act was fine, check out the Hot Panda's some time... if they are able to perform again... they had to breakup their own equipment and lost some piece... they remained searching for the mistery component for at least 15 minutes on stage... don't know if they found it.


Shot this with a mobile phone, so it obviously does not have the same quality of the camera in front of the blond chick.

vrijdag 1 mei 2009

Queensday 2009 (Koninginnedag 2009)

Took a little bit more care crossing the streets this day although in Amsterdam the streets were so crowded that not even a 4WD would be able to penetrate. A lot of bicycles did though. A lot of poeple in orange gazing at other poeple in orange.
This little girl kind of summarized the underlying feeling of this Queensday.

I know some guys like to shoot bald heads on aeroplanes... this is kind of fun as well.
It took me 30 minutes to cross this small bridge, as always, I had to go against the stream. Anybody called for a booty? I think she is. Yes... this scared me too. Sunshine and carpirinha's.
Yes, I'd like some beer...

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...

Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena ...
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...
Eeeh, macarena... I guess he knew what was happening.
Having fun (1). Having fun (2). They hadn't been toed away yet.
Looks like something from Jurassic Park.
She has taken some wise advise from Bear Grylls and took some cover underneath some wouldbe tropical foliage.
Some Amsterdam canal impression.
They were kind of dressed up normal for this day, and nobody was wearing the usual condoms, at least not visible.
I hate it when I need to handover my camera.
This is how I prefer to make my living as well.

More impressions.

Just like the little one earlier predicted.
It raises the same question as with those Scottisch guys... and maybe even more... As it turns out... it is possible to choke on some icecream...
It is almost enough to turn you into a patriot...
Tits and asses, officechairs and umbrella's...
Weener (==worst)... it took him a long time to find his.
Having fun (3,4,5,6) "The band! The band? The band!"
"The band" in 15 years... This really kind of freaked me out...
Grouphug.
The "Orange Guy" and his groupies...
Some casual moves.
The encore.
Well... if you cannot decide what to wear, this might be the best option...
Left overs. Still shopping for the good stuff.
It looks like its parked okay.
I don't think he is in for some clubbing this night.

Calling it a night.