Just back from a vacation to the Dutch Antilles. It all started by train. No autumn-leaves on the traintracks, temperature not below 10 degrees Celcius, no snow, no drizzle, no torrential rain, no lightning, not above 20 degrees Celcius, no fog, not to dry, well outside traffic hour, almost no wind, no union strikes, no failing chipcards, no derailed trains at Amsterdam Central Station, the machinist turned up, no powerfailure anyone knew of, trafficcontrol had not been installing new software that morning, ... I almost couldn't believe it... impeccable conditions for the Dutch Railway company to keep their trains on schedule.
At the airport, where men are very busy browsing the electronic tax free shops, and women are constantly making their `really` last visit to the toilet before they have to board... it was clear that we had ran out of time...
Once in the caribbean, at Hato airport, their wasn't an obvious way out.
Willemstad and some of the obligatory sights...
The local postoffice, nicely decorated, and the the postal-services guy, also nicely decorated (wearing a Demis Roussos sized carpet and a straw hat) and a matching customer.
It can be a long haul from Venezuela to the floating market in Willemstad, but I really wonder how they ever know in which direction they are going? Maybe the nipples are pointing North?
Definitely no EPO abuse here.
Visited a friend who immigrated to poco poco land.
He gave a text book demonstration on how to light your barbeque the poco poco way...
And I have to agree that a hint of petrol on the meat never hurt anybody (that night).We have cats, our friend has kids.
During our local explorations, we discovered the current hide-out of Marco van Basten...
... `Schippie` had to settle for less.
We did not only discover these hide aways of some lost Dutch heroes, we also came across some some suspicious looking blocks of concrete, closely resembling a very popular architectural style during the '40-'45 era all along the western European coastline.
'Snack's all over the place, in various conditions. We tried a Chinese snack and we are still debating whether this one really does pay its respect to the phrase "Welcome to Chinese restaurant!".
It took a while before the guy behind the prisonbars finally did not answer us 'Yes ... one chicken and one pork.' each time we asked whether the box included a knife and fork. Our mistake... obviously we were completely incomprehendable sticking with "fork" while we should have said "forki".
Of course we had some beers...
... and some champagne...
... and we did do some diving, taking an advanced course from an instructor who definitely would not get a dry throat 60 feet down.
After a failed attempt to watch the coral spawn (I am glad though that my wetsuit does not smell like coral sperm right now) some still hoped they did capture some spawning, but the coral researcher on duty confirmed, it was just coral yawning.
We did see some impressive underwater lifestock, during daylight dives.
This big green motherfucker from hell was one of them.
This king-sized crab wanted to get medieval on my ass.
This oversized shrimp would not be out of place as a Kahuna-burger ingredient.
And this scorpion fish may not be filthy but definitely looks dirty.
(It may be obvious to some that I recently watched Pulp Fiction again.)
And we split a baitball.Although I was absolutely sure we were almost on top of a nuclear russian sub that went missing in action...

... we did not actually see it but somehow felt its presence.We were able to find the sunken cargo freighter Superior Producer.
Just a piece of advice...
... never trust waterproof plastic bags. We killed the security alarm key of our rental car taking it down under with us in a bag like that. Calling the rental agency the service guy responded : "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in three hours." (in the caribbean, the Pulp Fiction quotes are just a bit off).
Off course, the sun sets on all vacations in the end.